笑口常开：到！
开心一刻：医院走廊里一群人在等待尿检，每人手里都端着自己的尿样。 护士叫一个叫王尚举的患者，喊:王尚举！
然后所有患者都把手里的尿样举高了一点。
护士又喊道:王尚举！.....然后患者们又把尿样举高了一点......
护士还喊:王尚举！！！然后所有患者都把尿样高高举起...
这时王尚举意识到护士是在喊自己，便大声答:到！
然后所有的患者都把尿倒头上了。
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