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一位小姑娘第一次和男孩一起外出。她对他(她的情人)说：

　　- Tu sais， ma mère m"a fait JURER de répondre "Non"à toutes tes demandes.

　　

"你知道吗，我妈妈让我发誓对你的任何要求说‘不"."

　　- Ah…… Alors， est-ce que tu vois une objection à ce que jet"embrasse ?

　　"啊……那么，我抱你你会反对吗?"

　　- Non……

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　　(et un peu plus tard)

　　(过了一会儿)

　　- Et ?a t"embête， si je t"enlève ta blouse ?

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　　- Non……

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